Bitch.

[dumblemop]

Do you know what I got for my eighteenth birthday?

$200 worth of books of my choosing, from my parents.

Do you know what I did for that present?

I went to Borders with Lindsay and she picked out and kept every one of them.

Do you know what Lindsay gave me for my eighteenth birthday?

Nothing.

Do you know why I'm being bitter about that right now?

Because I don't have time to read books of my own anyway.

Comments

[novawolf.livejournal.com]

what the fuck.

[stir-fry-crazy.livejournal.com]

fuck ass bitch.

[kamili.livejournal.com]

*ahem* I have many blunt weapons for the bashing. Just sayin' is all.

[hanaurimusume.livejournal.com]

o_o
Aww. $200 is a lot for things you can't use.

[lex-synthetic.livejournal.com]

Holy crap.
How exactly did you let this girl spend all of your $200?

If need be...

[pantherkitten.livejournal.com]

In D&D I have a sexy halfling who could totally sneak attack her ass.

Or I could do it, personally, if you'd like.

I'm sorry.