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dumblemop ([personal profile] dumblemop) wrote2006-10-29 10:26 pm
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Bitch.

Do you know what I got for my eighteenth birthday?

$200 worth of books of my choosing, from my parents.

Do you know what I did for that present?

I went to Borders with Lindsay and she picked out and kept every one of them.

Do you know what Lindsay gave me for my eighteenth birthday?

Nothing.

Do you know why I'm being bitter about that right now?

Because I don't have time to read books of my own anyway.
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[identity profile] novawolf.livejournal.com 2006-10-30 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
what the fuck.

[identity profile] stir-fry-crazy.livejournal.com 2006-10-30 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
fuck ass bitch.

[identity profile] kamili.livejournal.com 2006-10-30 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
*ahem* I have many blunt weapons for the bashing. Just sayin' is all.

[identity profile] hanaurimusume.livejournal.com 2006-10-30 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
o_o
Aww. $200 is a lot for things you can't use.

[identity profile] lex-synthetic.livejournal.com 2006-10-30 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Holy crap.
How exactly did you let this girl spend all of your $200?

If need be...

[identity profile] pantherkitten.livejournal.com 2006-10-31 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
In D&D I have a sexy halfling who could totally sneak attack her ass.

Or I could do it, personally, if you'd like.

I'm sorry.
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