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[dumblemop]

Since Piper is always posting her new records, I'd like to post mine.

5 self-induced orgasms in a little over an hour.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

Comments

[dumblemop.livejournal.com]

And how long has he been gone and how much longer will he be gone and you promised your boyfriend not to masturbate at all until he gets back? o_O

[piper-lee.livejournal.com]

Orgasms are overrsted.

[piper-lee.livejournal.com]

overrated too.

[dumblemop.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ. Explain the logic behind this promise?