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[dumblemop]

Since Piper is always posting her new records, I'd like to post mine.

5 self-induced orgasms in a little over an hour.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

Comments

[piper-lee.livejournal.com]

I'd like you to never do that again.

kthnxbye.

[dumblemop.livejournal.com]

Lol. Hey, you read things about sexual positions just to spite me, you should be prepared for this stuff.

[dumblemop.livejournal.com]

Why? D:

[dumblemop.livejournal.com]

And how long has he been gone and how much longer will he be gone and you promised your boyfriend not to masturbate at all until he gets back? o_O

[piper-lee.livejournal.com]

Orgasms are overrsted.

[piper-lee.livejournal.com]

overrated too.

[dumblemop.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ. Explain the logic behind this promise?

[(Anonymous)]

"5 self-induced orgasms in a little over an hour."


... that's not fair, at all. i'm still working on one.

Sara

[dumblemop.livejournal.com]

I hope you know you've been replying to my notes anonymously this round...

And haha, it's a total fluke for me. Before about three months ago it was like one-owwww. The other week I managed three in about twenty minutes, but it's definitely unusual.