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Me: I've had cramps for the last week.
Piper: Periods suck, huh.
Me: But there's no blood.
Piper: God.
Me: I'm like "where is it? I should've had it a week and a half ago!"
Piper: Our bodies hate us.
Me: They're both devouring us from the inside.
Piper: God.

Me: So I have to make a doctor's appointment--annual checkup sort of thing. 'Cause...I'm like a year and a half late. Well, technically more like four years late.
Piper: ...I'll give you two.
Me: And I don't want to do it. I mean, I want to do it, I just don't want to call. See, if I could make an appointment over the internet...
Piper: You'd panic and say "Hi, I'd like some Chinese food--"
Me: "Pap smear for delivery please!"
Piper: God.

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[i-eat-lemons.livejournal.com]

I guess that, like, I don't know. Are you not menstruating at all?