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I'm used to leaving for the summer. I'll be back next year. Why does it feel different this year?

I need food. I think I'll write more later.

EDIT: Also, WTF? I was asleep for almost ten hours last night and I didn't bleed a drop. It's only been, what, less than four days? I do not have three-day periods. I'm confused.

Also, found a new webcomic. :D Pretty girls with swords: Flux. There's not all that much of it yet, but it's really good so far. Updates Saturdays.

Please give me something else to do.

I find the strangest things on the internet.

"Try rolling your tongue into a tube by bringing the sides of your tongue up and together. If you can't do this with your tongue, you can't learn it, it's a genetic trait. Roll your tongue into a tube around the shaft of her clitoris, sliding it up and down, making a tiny vulva of your own for her clitoris to fuck."

And...

"After you've thought about it for a while, this will seem obvious. Just remember that it probably wasn't, until a minute ago...

The way a cough drop, either menthol or mint, works is to stimulate the mucus membranes in your mouth in the special way that feels "cool and tingly". Well, one of the few other places (easily accessible) on the human body that has mucus membranes is the vaginal area. Many people find that, correctly applied, a cough drop feels just spectacular down there. Most people at least find it a very...ah...refreshing change of pace. "

And...

"You may even experience that most startling of sexual phenomena, a female ejaculation. I've seen three of these (actually I got a mouthful), but I can't say whether the fluid comes from the vagina or the urethra. It's quite nice, sort of like salad dressing."

Jesus Christ. I laughed so hard I cried.

And some definitions, just because I find language terribly amusing sometimes:
68: slang for "you do me and I'll owe you one"
ac/dc: Bisexual
KY Jelly: A very popular and effective water-based lubricant used for making sex wetter, sloshier, and more enjoyable
road erection: an unwanted erection that has nothing to do with sexual feelings and everything to do with a penis that has a mind of its own
safeword: the code phrase or word used in any sort of sexual activity that really means "Stop NOW."

Irony or Paradox? Part II.

Can't I just live a day without examining it and telling someone about it?

*grin*

I love this book. 77 pages into it now, Stephen is 17 and terribly awkward and earnest.

I find myself wanting to draw her. It's been awhile since I've really drawn anything. I may give it a try.

I love meeting books that change my life or at the very least have an impact on me. I've met quite a few of them lately.

I don't know, I don't often really fall in love with characters, but Stephen is irrisistable.

I wish I could write.

Remind me to stop by the Freedom office tomorrow to copy down the poster on the door for my little black book.