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dumblemop ([personal profile] dumblemop) wrote2006-12-13 10:56 pm
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Je suis...une nymphomaniac

I need sex.

I need sex all the freaking time these days. It must be because I have a hot girlfriend. I can't keep my hands off her ass.

The thing that sucks is, because I had an exceedingly unpleasant procedure performed on my vaginal region this morning, I can't put anything in it for two weeks. And I go back to WI next Friday.

I told Trin I should write "Closed for repairs. Seek alternate route." on my stomach with an arrow pointing down.

So I'm all icky and hurty and violated, and we had sex once already this afternoon--and STILL need it.

I'm supposed to be studying for my comp sci exam tomorrow night and all I can think about is sex.

AAAAHHHH.
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[identity profile] dumblemop.livejournal.com 2006-12-14 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Suuuuck.

But cute icon. :)

[identity profile] male-raven.livejournal.com 2006-12-14 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
wow.


i can not relate at all, sadly for everyone who is interested in me, i have no sex drive.

[identity profile] dumblemop.livejournal.com 2006-12-14 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw. But you are such the handsome!

[identity profile] hanaurimusume.livejournal.com 2006-12-14 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
I think you should print out a miniature road sign and paste it in your pants. Detour. Hur hur....XD

[identity profile] dumblemop.livejournal.com 2006-12-14 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I should totally do that. XD

[identity profile] dumblemop.livejournal.com 2006-12-14 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Plus, seriously, how could I ever stand surgery down there? No touching for forever! D:

[identity profile] lex-synthetic.livejournal.com 2006-12-14 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
I had a procedure that forbade me to engage in vaginal sex for two weeks once. It was torture. May I suggest anal?

[identity profile] dumblemop.livejournal.com 2006-12-14 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Never tried it.

[identity profile] nekobasu.livejournal.com 2006-12-14 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps now would be a fortuitous time to mention that neither of us knows what the other looks like. A photoshoot of sorts will lift your spirits, for sure!

[identity profile] dumblemop.livejournal.com 2006-12-14 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaking of not having seen each other in an ass-long time, I've moved to Milwaukee. Will you be anywhere near there for winter break?

[identity profile] nekobasu.livejournal.com 2006-12-14 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps? A friend who I plan on spending much of the break with has friends in Milwaukee, so I may be joining him for a trip. That's unplanned and uncertain, however.

What about Appleton? Will you be near there?

[identity profile] dumblemop.livejournal.com 2006-12-14 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Anywhere near there" was mostly intended to mean "in the state." For you, I would go to Appleton. However, I would need to ask a parent to accompany me because I still don't have my license.

[identity profile] nekobasu.livejournal.com 2006-12-15 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
In that case, I'll be home between the 20th or so and the 8th with a potential detour to Madison for New Year's Eve.

This should work out.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_aurora_sky_/ 2006-12-15 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
you've moved to Milwaukee? What have I missed!?

btw you're HOT with the raging sex0rzs >D! *ahem* Tiara gets like that ^~ Do tell, have you any "toys" at your sexual dispense? I'm determined to create a dildo that would, itself, fit snugly (perhaps with suction?) around the clitoris, minimal harness feature... good for both parties, great angles... >;)

What happened to your ickle peepee-part? Pap smear? *pets teh Rob-wee*

<3<3

[identity profile] piper-lee.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't keep my hands off Chris' ass either.
We have too much random sex when we are supposed to be somewhere in five minutes... Makes us late too much. But I am not complaining.

La la la, tells you about hot, raunchy sex between me and Chris.