Some thoughts in haiku

[dumblemop]

A bell still rings when
you sign in. I say nothing
and stare at the screen.

Pants are loose today.
Cannot find a fucking belt.
Will just have to deal.

Another cow died
today. Buried her out back.
Sang taps. Moo moo moo...

Stomach tried to kill
me. Poisoned? I defended
myself with string cheese.

I wish I were an
Oscar Mayer wiener. That
is my true desire.

A flock of tiny
multicolored cranes sits on
my desk: a rescue.

My brother thinks I'm
awesome. Can't imagine why.
It's still kind of neat.

I spell my name for
confused Europeans. They
get it. Here, not much.


I could probably keep writing these little things forever, but I'm sure they'd get pretty tiresome after awhile.

I've only eaten Pringles today but I don't really feel like eating anything else.

Comments

[fenix-artist.livejournal.com]

those were funny, and good.


ha, congratulations.

and Hows the tummy?

[dumblemop.livejournal.com]

Lol, it's feeling much better, thanks. Not poisoned after all.